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Marquette Monthly
April, 2006
 

Food & Other Important Things, by Don Curto
Brioche again?


Editor’s Note: Don Curto, the regular writer of Food and Other Important Things, announced to me a few weeks ago that even columnists deserve an occasional vacation and he was taking his this issue. Fortunately, the following piece then appeared mysteriously on his desk with the note that the author wished to remain anonymous to protect “the tranquility of her domicile.”

My husband is well known in our community as a chef. He has owned a popular restaurant, taught culinary arts at the local university, writes a column on food for the local monthly magazine and has his own cooking show on television.
No one actually has organized a fan club, and I wouldn’t describe his admirers as “groupies,” but it is seldom that we are out anywhere that someone doesn’t come up to comment about a recently demonstrated recipe, ask a question about cooking or just say that they enjoyed a recent show or article.
When I am introduced, the question I get asked, especially from other women, is, “Does he really do the cooking at home?” (In a sense this is an indication of the general level of liberation in our society since I really can’t imagine someone turning to Mr. Childs and asking, “Now, does Julia really cook your dinner?”) I always answer honestly that he does do all of the cooking and yes, I know I’m a lucky woman.
And I am...mostly. Now I realize that I’m probably not going to get a lot of sympathy from a woman whose husband’s notion of competent cooking is remembering to take the package of gizzards out of the chicken before putting the bird in the oven.
Spouses of either sex who have eaten “hamburger glop” once too often or where “home-cooked” has come to mean any meal served on the family’s own china regardless of the cartons it came out of, also may be a mite dubious.
Still, before you simply label me as a self-pitying whiner, let me have my say. First, even the best chef has to practice to perfect his technique. This means that dietary selections can be somewhat limited from week to week.
For example, a few years ago, my husband was preparing to teach a class on brioche, which he described as “the most elegant of all the yeast bread doughs, rich in butter and eggs.” The first week, brioche shaped into various sized loaves and rolls accompanied every meal.
The second week, brioche became the entree—chicken in brioche, brioche stuffed with ground beef, steak wrapped in brioche, and so on. The third week the meal became brioche—sausages in brioche for an appetizer, pizza made with brioche for the entree and brioche bread pudding for dessert. It’s one meal I will never forget.
  Next, it must be understood that it is never enough for the resident chef to just have his food eaten. Food in general is important and this food is critically important. It requires thoughtful comment.
Now, if the meal is a household standby (say, stracciatella soup, a spinach frittata, a salad of romaine lettuce with gorgonzola dressing, and foccacia with garlic cloves) simple laudatory remarks may suffice.
Even under these conditions, however, it is important to recognize each dish and ideally this should be done within the first two-and-a-half minutes of beginning to eat.
For example, if the above meal was on our table and I had commented on the soup, “My favorite,” the frittata, “superb,” and the salad, “refreshing,” my husband’s next comment would likely be, “So, you don’t like the bread tonight?”
When the dish is new and still being perfected by the chef, much more is required—informed, thoughtful comment. This requires that the non-chef spouse develop a certain amount of vocabulary about the food as well as a discerning palate.
Recently, my husband has developed a new cinnamon roll for an out-of-town restaurant where he is serving as a consultant.
My comment after the fifteenth roll of the week illustrates my advancement to a new level of proficiency. “Now this is getting good. The dough tastes like a brioche and the hint of rum in the filling is inspired. I would suggest just a little less nutmeg in relationship to the cinnamon and a little more apple puree.” Not bad for a woman who still likes soup out of red and white cans.
This ability for informed, thoughtful commentary can be useful if the chef is working on a dish that really is appreciated by the commentator. The trick here is to take your time in declaring the dish “Perfect!”
We frequently travel to a community where there is an Italian restaurant that features a slow-baked herbed chicken. I love this chicken.
To please me my husband decided to perfect the recipe and technique at home. After a few attempts he has, but will I acknowledge this? Of course not. If I did, he would file the recipe somewhere and go on to another challenge. And so I comment, “Very good, but I think there is still a bit too much oregano in the seasoning and the skin could be just a bit crispier.”
Up until now I’ve probably given the impression that all mandatory taste tests are done in the context of a meal. In fact, the non-chef may be summoned at any time for duties which can involve restrained, informed, thoughtful commentary.
Such was the case when my husband was preparing for a television show featuring vegetables. I had just finished dressing for work when I heard him call, “Come down for a real taste treat.” When I joined him in our kitchen he motioned me to the table, “Just try that!”
I moved to the table and looked down at a bowl of...cucumber soup. The creamy broth was rich with butter and speckles of dill floated among the green pieces of cucumber. It was a moment requiring more love than culinary knowledge as I responded, “The colors are fantastic, but...is there any of that brioche left?”

Nearly Perfect Italian Roast Chicken
for Two Not-So-Perfect People
Take the halves of a split small broiler chicken (buy them this way or cut them yourself), thoroughly wash in salted cold water and pat dry with paper towels. In a double thick grocery bag place a mixture as follows: 1 tablespoon each of dried thyme, oregano, marjoram, basil, rosemary and sage. Shake chicken well to heavily coat halves.
Place on a sheet pan and cook uncovered in a pre-heated 450-degree oven for twenty-five minutes. Reduce heat to 250 degrees and add one cup water to pan, cover chicken loosely with aluminum foil and cook for thirty minutes longer.
Remove foil, continue to cook for forty-five minutes longer.
Zucchini, yellow squash and fresh tomatoes go well with this. Or, cook rice or pasta and add it to the vegetables.
—Anonymous

Editor’s Note: This column was previously featured in MM in the September 1991 issue.

 


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